Friday, 9 August 2013

Battfest - Aug 9th til 11th








Fancy going to a festival and not having to leave your livingroom?  Want to have a comfy seat, no tent or wellies to worry about and no smelly porta-loos to contend with and the best bit is the fridge is in the next room for constant beer and food supplies? 

Want to feel like you wont need scuba gear to watch the headliner? Well Ralph's got the answer for you...






Battfest - The Virtual Festival - is the littlest festival with the biggest audience - the most inclusive exclusive event of the year. It's a 3 day feast of the cream of the UK indie music scene. Set in a particularly gorgeous southerly corner of the English countryside, there's a cast of about 150 people including all the musicians, crew and technical whizzes. There's also a very lucky, pampered audience, a bit like Kimberley festival but more exclusive or the Old Grey Whistle Test or Later With Jools Holland.





Battfest is all about getting top-quality indie music to the eyes and ears of the masses - making use of the plethora of new ways to reach people without having to sell out to a big corporation. It's about giving a voice to little people by getting everyone to shout the same message out at the same time; uniting indie media and creating a network that can rock the world.   Over the Battfest weekend an eclectic mix of the best indie music is streamed out via a huge network of indie TV and radio to millions of ears and eyes  - as the artists intended. This is not the X Factor. This is not MTV. This is the antidote - the alternative underground - all working together to bring you real, untampered-with, undiluted talent.







Where can you find the Battfest 2013 broadcast? 

Right here - www.facebook.com/battfest as it's very stable and easy to watch plus, if you want to help spread the good word, you can share it on social networks or embed on a website! Together we can all shout out, be heard and rock the world! 

You'll be able to view it on any device and OS, all you need is an internet connection.

These are the broadcasting times:

Friday 9th August
19.00 - 01.00 BST (14.00 - 21.00 EST, 12.00 - 19.00 PTD)

Saturday 10th August 
15.00 - 01.00 BST (11.00 - 21.00 EST, 9.00 - 19.00 PTD)

Sunday 11th August
15.00 - 23.00 BST (11.00 - 19.00 EST, 09.00 - 17.00 PTD)




2013 Artists - Just click on the name for a link

Thursday, 8 August 2013

Piff The Magic Dragon and Mr Piffles



So a dragon that does magic and a dog for a partner, what's not to like!  Given that I'm a Jack Russell with a 20 second attention span I find magic acts amazingly - magic, and despite his protestations at his Edinburgh Fringe show that he's trying to lose his magical ability Piff The Magic Dragon has got it in spades!






I first caught Piff and his friend Mr Piffles (rescued from Dundee) on Penn & Teller a few years back and have followed their career with interest ever since.  Now, reluctantly assisted by the sullen Amy Sunshine they're Edinburgh Fringe favourites so when I had the chance to get up for some shows this year they were top of the list!






Embedded image permalinkPiff The Magic Dragon has a droll, deadpan style in a Tommy Cooperish stylee that makes you laugh from his first almost reluctant stroll onstage.  As for his magic, it's as skillfull as he is funny, ably assisted by the worlds only million pound chihuahua, the adorable Mr Piffles.

The running trick throughout the show involved 52 playing cards signed by members of the audience as they queued 
( yes Ralph was one of them ) for the show. 

Piff cleverly uses them to try and lose his magic Midas touch constantly employing audience participation to increase the mirth levels. If proof were needed that Ralph was at the Fringe here's his magic card as used in the show - ta-daaah!









Me and Piffles have a bit in common 'cept I can't levitate or had my paw broken ( you have to see and hear it to believe it ) on stage!  Laugh - I nearly wee'd myself - fortunately I'm house-trained!





Don't take my word for how funny and talented he is go see for yourself.  Piff The Magic Dragon, Mr Piffles and the sultry ( sorry - sullen ) Amy Sunshine are on until the 28th of August in the Pleasance King Dome, Edinburgh followed by a run in the Solo Theatre, London from the 15th to 27th October.  Go see him - or the dog gets it!




Piff the Magic Dragon


Doune The Rabbit Hole



Doune The Rabbit Hole Festival is a small, friendly, Jack Russell recommended music festival with a twist. Back for a fourth fabulous year, it takes place on the weekend of August 22nd-25th 2013 at Cardross Estate, Port of Menteith, Stirlingshire. In a beautiful new home, the festival aims to create a great atmosphere where everyone's welcome, and original, interesting music is the order of the day!

With six stages of Live Music, DJs, Comedy, Workshops, a Cinema, a Kids Area, Poetry & Stories, Art & Crafts, Local Food & Drink and an array of stalls, there's something for all festival-goers.




The kaleidoscopically eclectic music line up includes: Clinic, Venetian Snares, Alasdair Roberts & Friends, Orkestra del Sol, The Pastels, PAWS, Robyn Hitchcock, Rachel Sermanni, Gallon Drunk, The John Langan Band, The Monochrome Set, Washington Irving, Panda Su, Arboureum, Zs, Machines In Heaven, Miaoux Miaoux, Bombskare, Stealing Sheep, Rick Redbeard, Rozi Plain, Rebecca Vasmant, Hector
Bizerk, Teen Canteen, Nevada Base, The Sexual Objects, Trembling Bells….and many more.

Childrenʼs activities and workshops include: Scottish Ceilidh Dancing, Knitting and Crochet For All, Dressing Up & Face Painting, International Adventures on a Bicycle, Tribal Drumming, Bike Maintenance, and Exploring The Rabbit Hole – a space where younger revellers can engage with the sights, smells and sounds of the land and be free to play creatively in a safe environment.





Doune The Rabbit Hole is also committed to reducing the overall carbon footprint of the event by encouraging festival goers to use GoCarShare to organise lifts and fill up vehicles used to travel to the site. Happy Bus will also be running shuttle services from Glasgow, Edinburgh, Perth, Stirling and Falkirk.

Tickets are available from dounetherabbithole.co.uk

Tickets also available locally at Cross Keys in Kippen & the Red Lion in Doune.



Follow @dounetherabbit on Twitter 

Like the festival Facebook page Facebook.com/dounetherabbithole





Monday, 5 August 2013

Ralph's Top Ten Blogged Band Chart - 4.8.13

OK bands you know the score.....

the more hits your blog gets by the fans, the higher you go.....

So tweet it, Facebook it.....

and generally expose yourself.....






Now Mr Snuggles and me have been sitting with our heads down counting the hits on each bands blog to see who's got which place.  

So here it is.....

The Top Ten Blogged Band Chart .....








No 1 ..... The Holy Orders


Now if a band releases a debut album with the word dog in it then it's only to be expected that Ralph will sit up and pay attention.  That's exactly the case with the recent release by Hull Alt/Punk rockers The Holy Orders who've recently released 'For The Ears Of Dogs To Come' on Coal Shed Records.  





No 2 ..... Snippet aka Johnno Casson 





Snippet aka Johnno Casson is the quintessential English musician.  Prolific, diverse, entertaining, clever, wistful and whimsical (no more so on his recently released mini-album 'DIY' and the track 'Let's Talk About Us' on which he comments on his winkle - and he isn't introducing us to his pet mollusc Brian).  




No 3..... Lost Podenco 


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When Ralph heard his man in Scotland Malcolm Parry was heading to Ibiza for a holiday he couldn't resist getting him to interview Liverpool born singer/songwriter Phil Dobie aka Lost Podenco who's been kenneled on 'The White Island' these last six years. 








No 4..... The Bedroom Hour



Ralph's sent his intrepid reporter Malcolm Parry out into the wilds - yes Bathgate no less - to bring you a live review of The Bedroom Hour, and this time he's come back with a corker.  The night was originally advertised as three bands, unfortunately the opening act from Fife - Calm As The Colour had to cancel, but never mind they still had Somerset's indie rockers The Darlingtons 





No 5..... Cullan

Ralph's man in Scotland, Malcolm Parry first saw SAMA award winner's Culann live in Edinburgh back in April while they were on a double header tour with Mechanical Smile. Unfortunately not a great turn out which was a shame as he really enjoyed their set's, so much so when the band announced a headline show in Glasgow he had to go and see the mighty Culann again.



No 6..... Pumajaw




Ralph's man in Scotland has ventured over to the West Coast and on arriving at the venue, The Berkeley Suite in Glasgow, leaves the Scottish sunshine for a night of darkness.  A slick hideaway situated in between a few







No 7..... Clockwork Noise


Ralph's nipped over the Irish Sea to check out Clockwork Noise as they've recently released an album 'Whethermachines' and it ticks all the boxes. Clockwork Noise are Blathnaid Healy on violins, cellos and vocals - Dylan Nolan on Bass and Vocals - Michael Fenton- Drums and Vocals - Robert Maguire on Lead Vocals and Guitars - Chris O' Connor- Vocals and Guitars.





No 8..... Burning Condors 





Looking for some down and dirty, bluesy and gritty, edgy rock 'n' roll?  The look no further than Burning Condors as they're producing just that in spades!









No 9..... Wullae Wright



Everybody likes to make a comparison about artistes and Ralph's old man is no exception. He heard Wullae Wright's 'Halo Effect' playing on my laptop and next thing he was wiping the dust of his collection of vinyl, dug out Led Zeppelin I and stuck it under my nose 








No 10..... Jess Harwood




With a new EP out in May and some great gigs in the offing Jess Harwood is starting to make a real impact on the music scene.  Jess is a 20 year old singer-songwriter from Blackpool and has been writing and singing her own songs since her early teens. 





Thursday, 1 August 2013

Culann - Review and Interview by Malc Parry



Ralph's man in Scotland, Malcolm Parry first saw SAMA award winner's Culann live in Edinburgh back in April while they were on a double header tour with Mechanical Smile. Unfortunately not a great turn out which was a shame as he really enjoyed their set's, so much so when the band announced a headline show in Glasgow he had to go and see the mighty Culann again.  So notepad and pen in hand here's the skinny! 

Back in Edinburgh I got an interview with the lad's on the back of their rightly so win of best rock band at this years SAMA awards. Fast forward to Glasgow and I get a catch up interview with lead man P.J. Kelly who's celebrating his birthday, and what a day for him, just being told the gig has sold out.





Malc: Things have been on the up for Culann since we last spoke? 

P.J: Yes, we have been playing live as much as we can. M: More people wanting to catch you guys live? P.J: definitely.


Malc: You just headlined Tiree festival last weekend, was it a great event? 

P.J: We got added to the bill as they wanted a rock band to mix with all styles off Scottish music.  It was a great weekend, we had fun.


Malc: What live plans have you got for the rest of the year? 

P.J: We play FreckFest in our home town of Irvine in August and then we embark on our headline tour taking in another gig in Nice n Sleazy Glasgow with Duke supporting 


Malc: Your playing Edinburgh again? 
P.J: Yes Sneaky Pete's.


Malc: Is this gig the same Promoter as your last tour with Mechanical Smile? 
P.J: No, this is a guy who recently started working for Simon Cowell's Syco label but has a wee company of his own putting on gigs from time to time.


Malc: So tell me a bit more about 'Jerusalem' - how did the idea for the video come about, it's very cinematic? 
P.J: Yeah,Yeah! It's a fast and frantic song so wanted it to reflect the sound. It's directed by Stuart Breadner and stars local Irvine actor Rab Affleck of 'Big Man' with Liam Neeson and Billy Connolly also 'Gangs of New York' fame and it was filmed in Ayrshire.


Malc: How well has your self titled debut album sold ? 
P.J: It did well on i tunes but sold more as a physical copy on C.D, over 200-300 shifted. 


Malc: It definitely is worth buying on C.D for the cover alone, would you be putting it out on vinyl? 
P.J: Would love too but very expensive to get copies printed.

You can still buy their album as a download or from their Facebook Shop for a physical copy.

Malc: So do you plan to release another single? 
P.J: We do then another album is planned.


Malc: So anything else you're excited about, English dates maybe? 
P.J: Excited about the gig tonight, a lot of people we know are coming down. The buzz around us is all positive at the moment, so it's all good. The promoter says we'll see how tonight goes and maybe try and get us down in London.






First support: Shelf:Life

The band take the stage and announce this will be their last gig before they split up and say - “we'll be giving away t-shirts”. The venue is already busy and with them being fellow Irvine boys, a great excuse for the Ayrshire locals to come down and say fair well in true live gig style. The band play giving it all, at times reminding me of Gang of Four and early Bloc Party building up their set to a Rage Against the Machine frenzy. 

At the end they throw t-shirts and even a sweat drenched towel in to the warmed up crowd. A shame it's all over for such a young band with tunes and talent but unfortunately some bands have a Sell by date too.







Next up bringing things down is Pariah Soul.  At first sounding all laid back sleazy bar blues, the three piece are very polished. The lead singer/guitarist with a voice that could shred leather and bluesy licks, a tight rhythm section with drummer on backing vocal duties. Then it goes all A.O.R on our ass and starts to lose the audience. The last song gets a reveler with a 'Last of the Mohicans' hair style dancing along at the front.





But fear not, we are here to see tonight's headline act Culann




They decide to pull 'Dancing Bruce' out for their opening track. The venue being downstairs on a hot July night is already like a cauldron. A great start with people already singing arms in the air. The very Prog Rock 'The Lowlanders Great Haunted', ripped from their excellent debut is up next. I'm thinking these guys are definitely a headline band, commenting to my pal that you could imagine them up on a big stage at T in the Park - big anthemic sounds - watch out Biffy Clyro their coming to get your title. 






Into third track ' Homegrown' the band are feeling the heat by taking off their top's and unfortunately some punters as well who venture out for some air. In between the songs lead man P.J Kelly, very softly spoken but my god when he sings it's an impressive vocal range and loud. A friend comments "what a great voice". 'Beat your Chest' one of my favorite's with it's dirty riff's, massive Deep Purple style melodic keys, shout from the mountain top vocals and meticulous time changes.



The band take time out to get a crowd sing along 'Happy Birthday' to their glorious leader, Kelly smirks and is obviously humbled. The band work through their album and asking the audience what's coming next? 'Jerusalem' is - it sounds loud and menacing but with a melodic charm.




Last song P.J. asks the crowd to be quiet for a second for the start of the song but it's a Friday night in Glasgow, he doesn't get it - 'Friendship and Honour' follows - Kelly turns his mic to the audience - his mates sing lines very badly from the song . The encore 'I Am The Red' which could easily have been a Darkness single collaborating with Yes' Rick Wakeman finishes tonight's hot, hot & sweaty proceedings. My pal who is a man of few words turns to me with a Joker-like grin on his face and said - “I would definitely see them again” - and so would I.  See you in Edinburgh on your next tour lads.





A band who are coming in to their own live with constant touring since the album release and who will be coming to a Scottish town/City soon, if you get the chance- get down people. I went home and cut my shirt off my back.






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